Groucho Marx Quotes

The first part of the party of the first part shall be known in this contract as the first part of the party of the first part shall be known in this contract — Look, why should we quarrel about a thing like this? We'll take it right out, eh?

I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.

i miei progetti sono ancora in Embrione: non so se ci sei mai stato, è un sobborgo della metropoli delle pie illusioni. Attualmente sono immerso anima e corpo in Casablanca, un'avventura appassionante. Mi alzo ogni mattina alle sette, sferro alla sveglia un calcio nei cosiddetti e volo allo studio. ...

Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.

I'll teach you to kick me...'
You don't need to teach me — I already know how!

Whatever it is, I’m against it.

Clear? Huh! Why a four-year-old child could understand this report! Run out and find me a four-year-old child, I can't make head or tail of it.

If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.

"Chico: "Here's the book, it's a dollar"
Groucho: "Here's a ten, and shoot the change."
Chico: "I don't have change I'd have to give you nine more books.

Buku lama adalah buku baru bagi mereka yang baru membacanya

Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light!

I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

Groucho: You know I think you're the most beautiful woman in the world?
Woman: Really?
Groucho: No, but I don't mind lying if it gets me somewhere.

And stop pointing that beard at me, it might go off!

Although it is generally known, I think it's about time to announce that I was born at a very early age.