Whatever it is, I’m against it. - Groucho Marx

If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.

John you say you met in an elevator. Was the elevator going up at the time, or down? This is very important, for going down in an elevator one always has that sinking feeling and for all I know you may have this confused with love. If you were going up, it is clearly a case of love at first sight...

In verità io sono uno studente invecchiato che ambisce alla conoscenza e alla solitudine, e conduco vita esemplare e sedentaria in un’atmosfera libresca e claustrale