Jack T. Chick Quotes

Holy Joe: And on the day of judgment everything will be replayed, even your thoughts

Ray: Oh God, I'm in trouble…How many young people have I enticed into the gay lifestyle? I'm facing God, covered with the responsibility of ruining their lives.

Bob: To God, homosexuality is no joke!

Boy dressed as the devil: Everybody's afraid of the devil!
Girl: Not me!
Boy dressed as a ghost: How come?
Girl: Because Jesus loves me and the devil is afraid of Jesus.

Germany is rebuked for its past. But look at the new holocaust!

Don't tell God they were only little globs of tissue. They were real live persons, being formed in their mother;s womb.

My friend, the moon god was Allah. He was just one of 360 idols in the Ka'aba in Mecca. And Muhammad knew all about this. The crescent moon is everywhere in Islam. Even Ramadan begins and ends with the crescent moon. Ask your mullah why!

Because I really care about homosexuals… and I want them to know that they will face a horrible judgment.

God gave His laws to Moses… and like it or not, God condemns the sin of homosexuality.

The documents proving the ark existed were given to a Russian soldier to deliver to the Czar. When he reached Moscow, he was captured by the Communists. Rumor has it he was shot, and the documents fell into the hands of Trotsky, the Communist leader. All the documents disappeared!

It took guts for Noah to build the ark because it had never rained. Got watered the earth with a mist.

In these last days, the key to pulling all the religions together is the worship of the satanic mother goddess.

Mary weeps because men teach she was really sinless.

Mary sheds tears because men call her "The Mother of God."

Mary is embarrassed, because the people are bowing down to statues of her.