Top 15 Jello Biafra Quotes

Donald Rumsfeld - "Ronald Dumbsfeld" - ibid.

John Ashcroft - "John Ashcrack" - ibid.

Condoleezza Rice - "CondolSleazea Rice" - ibid.

Dick Cheney - "Dick 'The Dick' Cheney", Dick Chinny

George W. Bush - "King George the 2nd", "Cowboy 'Peabrain' Cornholio" - In the Grip of Official Treason

Al Gore - "Prince Albert" - Become the Media

Bill Clinton - "Mr. Bill" - ibid.

George H. W. Bush - "King George the 1st" - Beyond the Valley of the Gift Police

Ronald Reagan - "Grandpa Caligula"; "Ronald McReagan" - No More Coccoons

Don't hate the media, become the media.

What does it say about our country when people are so desperate for an alternative to our one-party state masquerading as a two-party state that they'll even elect a professional wrestler governor?

I am an anarchist in my personal life. I try to live my life in a way that I don't need cops or baby-sitters to keep me from infringing on others. But I don't feel we have evolved far enough as a species to make anarchy work in society itself. We still need government to transfer the wealth from those who have too much to those who have too little, to make sure important projects get done, and keep territorial humans from screwing over and killing each other.

Our biggest national security threat is the environmental destruction of our planet and the arms race with ourselves.

We don't need a flat tax, but a flattening tax, to truly level the playing field.

Come, on, EMPTY-V!! [As] far as I'm concerned, Beavis and Butt-head and Dora (sic) are the only two good things you ever DID! [wild applause from audience] But can't you think of a better way to raise audience awareness of domestic violence, than to make it look COOL?