Jim Goad Quotes

If you don't take risks, you're already dead.

Written history, like the missionary position, is an act executed from the top looking down.

All the holy scriptures of all the world's major religions are nonsense.

The City of Angels. In all the years I've lived here, I haven't seen one fucking angel.

I can’t appreciate someone else’s history if I’m forced to reject and feel ashamed about mine.

If I cared about what you thought, I'd be writing for National Geographic or something.

Some would like to pretend that violence is unnatural. Idiots.

This is the real thing, brains lying on the ground, and the spectators love it.

Life grows short. Have you done everything you wanted to do, or have you played it safe?

Shit can be used as fertilizer.

Now I know why women have a hole between their legs. That's where they hide all their problems.

Everybody says I'm a bad kid, so I guess I am.

Place something good in front of me, and I'll smash it to pieces.

Every black guy who was in my cell said he respected nazis and no one else because they presume everyone is tribal and everyone is a racist. They know where they stand with the nazis. They're not going to stab them in the back. They will stab them while looking at them, which is preferable.

Jesus is dead. Moses is dead. Mohammed is dead. Buddha, deceased. Every one of these know-it-alls has turned to dust. That should be enough commentary on whether they were the final word on anything.