Jim Goad Quotes

If you don't take risks, you're already dead.

Roaches. If you see one of them, there's fifty thousand more where that came from.

The City of Angels. In all the years I've lived here, I haven't seen one fucking angel.

Written history, like the missionary position, is an act executed from the top looking down.

Everybody says I'm a bad kid, so I guess I am.

If indigenous Amazonian tribes were subjects to acid rain, the liberals were emotionally devastated. But if a trailer park of white trash across town all got cancer because they lived atop a toxic dump, it was a joke.

If I cared about what you thought, I'd be writing for National Geographic or something.

Even though tax protest is portrayed as extremism, most Americans probably cheat on their tax reports.

Jesus is dead. Moses is dead. Mohammed is dead. Buddha, deceased. Every one of these know-it-alls has turned to dust. That should be enough commentary on whether they were the final word on anything.

Place something good in front of me, and I'll smash it to pieces.

I never wanted an easy life.

Some would like to pretend that violence is unnatural. Idiots.

Shit can be used as fertilizer.

Crank is to coffee what sexual homicide is to a goodnight kiss.

Now I know why women have a hole between their legs. That's where they hide all their problems.