I never wanted an easy life. - Jim Goad

Now I know why women have a hole between their legs. That's where they hide all their problems.

I can’t appreciate someone else’s history if I’m forced to reject and feel ashamed about mine.

If indigenous Amazonian tribes were subjects to acid rain, the liberals were emotionally devastated. But if a trailer park of white trash across town all got cancer because they lived atop a toxic dump, it was a joke.