Johan Derksen Quotes

Dutch journalist

Johannes Gerrit "Johan" Derksen (born 31 January 1949) is a Dutch sports journalist and TV football pundit for the RTL7. He previously played football professionally for Go Ahead Eagles, Cambuur Leeuwarden, BV Veendam, HFC Haarlem and MVV Maastricht.

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That secundary school pupil has some good ideas, but he doesn't seem reliable. I think what he needs is to get laid to become a man.

Michelle Pfeiffer. Dat vind ik een lekker wijf. Maar ik moest genoegen nemen met Miss Gouda 1962.

Die hbs-scholier die we hebben heeft goede ideeën, maar komt niet geloofwaardig over. Ik denk dat er eerst een wijf overheen moet voor hij volwassen wordt.

Michelle Pfeiffer. I think she is really hot. But I had to settle for Miss Gouda 1962.