John Hodgman Quotes

American author and humorist

John Hodgman (born June 3, 1971) is an American humorist and author. He has written three books, The Areas of My Expertise, More Information Than You Require, and That Is All, and is a regular contributor to The Daily Show with Jon Stewart. Since 2010, he has his own comedy podcast Judge John Hodgman.

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Alternative Names: John Kellogg Hodgman

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This pie chart represents the $70 billion in tax cuts, and the majority of that will go to people making over $200,000 a year. Or, as the government refers to them, "citizens."

Science is not science. It's an art, like... art, in a way.

(on soccer) Americans don't need a metaphor for war. We have war.