Jon Stewart Quotes

American comedian, writer, producer, activist, and television host

Jon Stewart born Jonathan Stuart Leibowitz 28 November, 1962) is an American actor and comedian. He was also the host of the Emmy-award winning program, The Daily Show, author of Naked Pictures of Famous People and co-author of the New York Times bestseller America (The Book): A Citizen's Guide to Democracy Inaction.

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Alternative Names: Jonathan "Jon" Stewart • Jonathan Stuart Leibowitz • Jonathan Stewart

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The best-laid plans of mice and comedians usually wind up on the cutting-room floor.

I signed up for what? I thought I was just ordering cable.

I've always run by the hierarchy of "If not funny, interesting. If not interesting, hot. If not hot, bizarre. If not bizarre, break something."

Little and hairy. But if [The New York Post] want to go with smart and stylish then hey, more power to them. Good luck.