Ron English Quotes

Last place is first place in the very next race.

Sell a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will put you out of a job.

Art is the canary in the goldmine.

Fame always finds the village idiot.

Narcissism makes me feel better about myself.

Evolution is the myth that keeps on morphing.

My reflections always get it backwards.

In the future everyone will be dead for 15 minutes.

No evil comes from the fear of hell, no good comes from the promise of heaven.

Live life like you're writing your own obituary.

There is much to accomplish before I become fertilizer for the foliage.

I can no more imagine my demise than remember my birth.

Everyone is dead in heaven.

Death is nature’s way of staying in charge.

Even if you live to one hundred, you’ll still be dead forever.