Scott Lynch Quotes

Our patron has always sort of danced upon the notion that austerity and piety go hand in hand; down here, we show our appreciation for things by appreciating, if you get me.

Enlightenment! When it comes, it comes like a brick to the head, doesn’t it?

You can’t help being young, but it’s past time that you stopped being stupid.

Sure, kid. Look, there's a very old saying in my family: 'Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is another wizard fucking with you.'

I sometimes think that 'friend' is just a word I use for all the people I haven't murdered yet.

You have confused me with someone who knows what’s going on.

Better to say nothing and be thought a fool, said Amarelle, than to interfere in the business of wizards and remove all doubt.