Tom Tomorrow Quotes

A NRA Debate Tips. Afraid of big government taking away your guns? Here are six arguments you can use to defend yourself.

As protests erupt across the country, the president hides behind a big, beautiful wall.

There's clearly going to be some conflict between the worldview of a left-leaning, alternative press cartoonist and that of a wealthy New York real estate and publishing magnate.

There were millions of people in the streets protesting the war, but no one listened to us. It’s really amazing how quickly it went from sugar to shit and so obvious... Right wing blogs used to write about their contribution to the war, which was, I guess, typing.

Waiting for the next debt crisis.

The Right Is Scared of the Protests. Defunding the police? Dethroning Confederate monuments? What’s next, a better tomorrow?

These protests must stop! Things are fine! There is no problem we can't address with vague promises of incremental reform. Now these whiners are upset because some old man got pushed over and fractured his skull! And because some protesters have been tear gassed! Or you know, shot in the head with rubber bullets and maybe lost an eye here and there!

Gun Talk: With Your Host, the Glib Sociopath Because, freedom. Duh.

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