They're creepy and they're kooky, Mysterious and spooky, They're all together ooky, The Addams Family.
And those three sisters, three little sisters, They stayed home and read their magazines, And you can tell it to the army, tell it to the navy, And tell it to the marines.
There were three sisters, three little sisters, And each one was only in her teens, And one loved a soldier, and one loved a sailor, And one loved a man from the marines.
Green Acres is the place to be; Farm living is the life for me.