I hate it when my leg falls asleep. I know that means it's … - Steven Wright

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I hate it when my leg falls asleep. I know that means it's going to be up all night.

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Steven Alexander Wright (born December 6, 1955) is an Academy Award winning American comedian, writer and actor, known for his bizarre comic style and morose stage persona.

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Birth Name: Steven Alexander Wright

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