Should you be a teenager blessed with uncommon good looks, document this state of affairs by the taking of photographs. It is the only way anyone wil… - Fran Lebowitz

Now, nature, as I am only too aware, has her enthusiasts, but on the whole, I am not to be counted among them. To put it bluntly, I am not the type who wants to go back to the land; I am the type who wants to go back to the hotel.

I place a high moral value on the way people behave. I find it repellent to have a lot, and to behave with anything other than courtesy in the old sense of the word - politeness of the heart, a gentleness of the spirit.

Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women it is merely a good excuse not to play football.