El día más desperdiciado es uno sin reír. NICOLAS CHAMFORT, ESCRITOR - Steve Allen

In a rational society we would want our presidents to be teachers. In our actual society we insist they be cheerleaders.

The Bible has been interpreted to justify such evil practices as, for example, slavery, the slaughter of prisoners of war, the sadistic murders of women believed to be witches, capital punishment for hundreds of offenses, polygamy, and cruelty to animals. It has been used to encourage belief in the grossest superstition and to discourage the free teaching of scientific truths. We must never forget that both good and evil flow from the Bible. It is therefore not above criticism.

This is The Tonight Show. I can't tell you too much about it, other than the fact that this program is going to go on forever.