The president said some words, like nouns and verbs. - Ze Frank

This is Ze Frank, thinking so you don't have to. (Standard sign-off for "The Show"; varies at times).

I don't think you understand what the word cool means.... Being cool is about not participating in traditionally enjoyable experiences and creating the illusion that happiness can be found in alternative, less enjoyable experiences. The degree to which other people around you try to emulate your alternative lifestyle and fail determines how cool you are. You're only as cool as people wish they were.

Say the opposite, say the opposite, say the same thing, say the same thing. (song/refrain on "The Show").