Tonight's show is about doubt. Or maybe it isn't - haven't … - Bill Bailey

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Tonight's show is about doubt. Or maybe it isn't - haven't made my mind up yet.

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Bill Bailey (born Mark Bailey 13 January 1965) is a British musician and comedian.

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Birth Name: Mark Bailey

Alternative Names: Mark Robert Bailey

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The actual quote attributed to Russell is, "Everything is vague to a degree you do not realise till you have tried to make it precise."

Three blind mice walk into a pub. But they are unaware of their surroundings, so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

So go into your local branch of UBS, and say "I'd like to open an account please.", and when they say "What with?" take out a loud hailer and say "NAZI GOLD! Just like you did!"

Tonight's show is about doubt. Or maybe it isn't - haven't made my mind up yet. - Bill Bailey

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