Your veal cutlet gets up off the plate, It walks down to end of the counter and beat the shit out of my cup of coffee. I guess the coffee just wasn't… - Tom Waits

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Your veal cutlet gets up off the plate, It walks down to end of the counter and beat the shit out of my cup of coffee. I guess the coffee just wasn't strong enough to defend itself.

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About Tom Waits

Thomas Alan Waits (born 7 December 1949) American composer, singer, songwriter, musician and actor.

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Birth Name: Thomas Alan Waits
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