Some men are searching for the Holy Grail, but there ain't nothing sweeter than riding the rail.
If there's one thing you can say about mankind, there's nothing kind about man.
The face forgives the mirror, the worm forgives the plough, the question begs the answer, can you forgive me somehow?
The dog won't bite if you beat Him with a bone
Well, you know when you're the opening act for large groups? Sometimes you feel like a rectal thermometer, you're going out there taking the temperature of the audience.
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If you get far enough away you'll be on your way back home.
And the things you can’t remember tell the things you can forget, that history puts a saint in every dream.
I'm so goddamn horny, the crack of dawn better be careful around me!
I don't have a drinking problem ‘cept when I can't get a drink.
And their mouths are cut like razor blades, and their eyes are like stilettos, and her radiator's steaming and her teeth are in a wreck, she won't let you kiss her, but what in the hell do you expect?
We are buried beneath the weight of information, which is being confused with knowledge; quantity is being confused with abundance and wealth with happiness....We are monkeys with money and guns.
If I exorcise my devils, well, my angels may leave too.
Don't you know there ain't no devil, there's just God when he's drunk.