The face forgives the mirror, the worm forgives the plough, the question begs the answer, can you forgive me somehow? - Tom Waits

Disneyland is Vegas for children. When I went with the kids, I just about had a stroke. It's the opposite of what they say it is. It's not a place to nurture the imagination. It's just a big clearance sale for useless items. I'm not going back, and the kids won't be allowed to return until they're eighteen, out of the house. And even then, I would block their decision.

And sometime around 2 AM you end up taking advantage of yourself. Ain't no way around that. Making a scene with a magazine.

I don't have a drinking problem ‘cept when I can't get a drink.