I'm so goddamn horny, the crack of dawn better be careful around me! - Tom Waits

Our Father, who art in Cribari, hallowed be thy glass. Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in the lounges. Give us this day our daily splash, and forgive us our hangovers as we forgive those who continue to hangover against us. And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil...and somebody give us all a ride home.

Some men are searching for the Holy Grail, but there ain't nothing sweeter than riding the rail.

I know a place where a royal flush can never beat a pair, and even Thomas Jefferson is On The Nickel over there.