"Just believe everything I tell you, and it will all be very, very simple." "Ah, well, I'm not sure I believe that." - Douglas Adams

I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.

Alltami (n.)

The ancient art of being able to balance the hot and cold shower taps.

"It's the story of my life. You see, the quality of any advice anybody has to offer has to be judged against the quality of life they actually lead. Now, as you look through this document you'll see that I've underlined all the major decisions I ever made to make the stand out. They're all indexed and cross-referenced. See? All I can suggest is that if you take decisions that are exactly opposite to the sort of decisions that I've taken, then maybe you won't finish up at the end of your life" — she paused, and filled her lungs for a good should — "in a smelly old cave like this!"