Sometimes you cannot hear me, it's because sometimes I'm in parentheses. - Steven Wright

Harold thought how weird and strange it must be to be a girl. He was glad he wasn’t one because he didn’t think he would be able to do that. Or he wouldn’t want to do that. It’s probably good that you are what you are and that’s it. You don’t get to be both then choose after testing them out. This was in the 1960s not like many many years later when it would become like going through a sexual identity salad bar.

Wright, Steven. Harold (pp. 21-22). Simon & Schuster. Kindle Edition.

I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they’d never expect it.

I can levitate birds. No one cares.