If the computer had been a human, its eyebrows would have raised. - Robert L. Forward

His eye-stubs reached out toward the Eyes in an attempt to copulate with the stars.

You are lucky. Very few theoretical scientists ever see their mathematical equations turned into working hardware in their lifetime.

After a short flurry of national and international concern over the “death of the Sun,” the human race settled down to solving the insoluble problem in the best way that they knew—they ignored it and hoped it would go away.