"I wish, when I was first born, the first thing I said was "Quote" so the last thing I said before I died would be "Unquote. - Steven Wright

"I wish, when I was first born, the first thing I said was "Quote" so the last thing I said before I died would be "Unquote.

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About Steven Wright

Steven Alexander Wright (born December 6, 1955) is an Academy Award winning American comedian, writer and actor, known for his bizarre comic style and morose stage persona.

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Birth Name: Steven Alexander Wright
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Jarod Kintz David Sedaris Bob Dylan Jonathan Lethem Terry Pratchett

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