You know how it is, you go away for a week and all the work piles up like a big heap of mail holding your front door closed. (8 November 2009) - Yahtzee Croshaw

Rest assured, Mogworld's not being entirely released online. Just the first part. I would still like your money. That would be lovely. (16 December 2010)

But the cruellest thing you can do to an artist is tell them their work is flawless when it isn't. (23 March 2008)

I had written a beautiful piece for today. It was a rant about how much I despise Halloween. It was witty, well-written and a shining example of a writer at the top of his form. Then I tried to save it, and my computer crashed. So I guess you won't get to read it. Out of all the people in the world, I am the only one who had the opportunity to read my brilliant Halloween article, and now the text is already fading from my cruel, cruel short-term memory, the paragraphs lost in a whirling sea of data, never to be seen again. (31 October 2002)