[On chat-up lines] Well, stick around love, cos I've got worse. The worst being, simply, "Get in the van." - Russell Brand

I suppose that corruption by definition is a deviation, a perversion from the intended path.

If I, so close to the peak, could glean no joy from that rarefied air, the air I was told, as soon as I’d acquired language, would absolve me, if in fact all I gleaned was the view from that peak, the vista true, that the whole climb had been a spellbound clamber up an edifice of foolishness, then what possible salvation can there be for those at the foothills or dying on the slopes or those for whom the climb is not even an option? What is their solution? Well, it’s the same solution that’s available to me, the only solution that will make any of us free. To detach the harness and fall within. Now that’s what I call an extended metaphor. In Fairfield, Iowa, then, there could be the solution. But none of us want a boring solution. The Revolution cannot be boring.

I keep hearing in my head "you are the Messiah, you are the Messiah". I think there's something wrong with my headphones.