"I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who ha… - Steven Wright

"I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. So I said, "Got any shoes you’re not using?

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About Steven Wright

Steven Alexander Wright (born December 6, 1955) is an Academy Award winning American comedian, writer and actor, known for his bizarre comic style and morose stage persona.

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"I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. So I said, "Got any shoes you’re not using? - Steven Wright

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