I'm a single guy. I date. I think I enjoy it. For me, nothi… - Jerry Seinfeld

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I'm a single guy. I date. I think I enjoy it. For me, nothing caps off a week like four hours of solid tension.

Jerry Seinfeld

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Jerome Allen "Jerry" Seinfeld (born April 29, 1954) is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer, and producer. He is best known for playing a semi-fictionalized version of himself in the sitcom Seinfeld, which he created and wrote with Larry David. The show aired on NBC from 1989 until 1998, becoming one of the most acclaimed and popular American sitcoms of all time. As a stand-up comedian, Seinfeld specializes in observational comedy.

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Alternative Names: Cable Boy • Jerome Allen Seinfeld • Mr. Steinfeld

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I'm a single guy. I date. I think I enjoy it. For me, nothing caps off a week like four hours of solid tension. - Jerry Seinfeld

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