Capitalism is a great idea in theory, but in practice it just doesn't work. - Jeremy Hardy

All socialists have bad backs because we slouch — except when we’re watching the news when we sit on the edge of our seats, shout, and wave our arms. Generally we sit hunched, arms crossed in a judgemental way, the whole of our bodies pulled into a frown.

Why don't they just accept that life is sad and cheer up it's not forever.

Northern Ireland is part of Ireland, not Britain, as can clearly be seen from aerial photographs.