There was never a lack of reasons to hate myself, to hate my body. - Margaret Cho

I was working on this movie and the makeup artist was just so ugly! I just wanted to say "Physician, heal thyself!" She looked exactly like Aaron Neville, and she was trying her hardest to make me look exactly like Aaron Neville. This one time, she leaned into my face with the mascara wand almost touching my eye and she says, "Whass my name?"

People drain me, even the closest of friends, and I find loneliness to be the best state in the union to live in.

We are supposed to be ruled by ourselves, but I have yet to see any evidence of it in our lifetime.