You know, there are two types of languages, there are languages that people bitch about and there are languages that nobody uses. - Joe Armstrong

Helping your non-technical neighbor. Tell them it's not your fault. Tell them it's crap software and I don't understand this crap.

When I write code I always think somebody else must have written this before me and I can't find it. Why do we write code if we can't find it with Google. If we can't really find it, then we can write the code. Lot of the code is pain in the arse, it's just boring stuff.

PHP, brilliant language! Apart from the syntax and the semantics. Because it takes a view that will perform everything in one place.