There isn’t a tool built that can’t be used as a weapon. - David Gerrold

Not that he was jealous of the machine—but it was reassuring to know that there was still something that human beings could do that machines could not master.
Love.

There are only two times when it's appropriate for a man to have his nose in a woman's vagina. The first time is when he's stark naked and weighs about 7 lbs.

The way I heard it, a contract is a list of all the ways two people don’t trust each other.