You should live your life with an emphasis on accruing experiences and becoming cooler. - Jack Terricloth

If I am not doing something illicit, I feel absolutely naked.

What better place than this? What better choice than us?

Have you noticed that bank tellers are almost always very attractive? Is it because they're on display back there behind the glass so close and yet so far? Or is it like bartenders they have so much of what we want?