Have you noticed that bank tellers are almost always very attractive? Is it because they're on display back there behind the glass so close and yet s… - Jack Terricloth

You should live your life with an emphasis on accruing experiences and becoming cooler.

Trouble is a great deal of fun, and crimes committed without malice are usually forgiven among peers.

Interviewer says "Yeah, and I watched that but I actually was kind of like, terrified by the intensity of your fans and I was wondering if the intensity of your fans ever kind of scares you? I hear that they have a bunch of rules for what dances to do during certain songs…I was like ‘Oh God’."