There is nothing wrong with going to bed with someone of your own sex. People should be very free with sex — they should draw the line at goats. - Elton John

You and your oven are capable of great things,
Remember, no two ovens are the same.

Then, somehow, P. J. Proby became embroiled in the conversation. I’d love to be able to tell you what the trouser-splitting, ponytail-wearing enfant terrible of mid-sixties pop had to say regarding my impending wedding, its potential cancellation and, indeed, whether or not I was a homosexual, but by then I was incredibly pissed, and the exact details are a little hazy, although at some point I must have given in and conceded that John was right, at least about the marriage.

Living is the best and we must live every day as it comes.