A better plan would be to head straight for Bart's Guide to London, since that's hugely entertaining and witty, i.e. written by me. - Jonathan Stroud

Monday
In Other Place. Did nothing.

I'm only introducing it because of a small sub-clause in an Official Charge that escaped my notice a year or two back. Unfortunately the author didn't forget. Like elephants, authors are – nothing contractual escapes them.

The old pain had started up again, throbbing in my chest, stomach, bones. It wasn't healthy to be encased in a body for so long. How humans can stand it without going completely mad, I'll never know.†