If you stepped out of the shower and saw a leprechaun stand… - David Sedaris

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If you stepped out of the shower and saw a leprechaun standing at the base of your toilet, would you scream, or would you innately understand that he meant you no harm?

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David Raymond Sedaris (born December 26, 1956) is an American humorist, comedian, author, and radio contributor.

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