And all I need now is intellectual intercourse, a soul to dig the hole much deeper - Alanis Morissette

Must be strangely exciting
To watch the stoic squirm. Must be somewhat heartening
To watch shepherd need shepherd
But you, you're not allowed.
You're uninvited
An unfortunate slight.

If it weren't for your maturity, none of this would have happened.
If you weren't so wise beyond your years, I would've been able to control myself.
If it weren't for my attention, you wouldn't have been successful and if
If it weren't for me, you would never have amounted to very much. Ooh, this could be messy
But you don't seem to mind, and
Ooh, don't go telling everybody
And overlook this supposed crime. We'll fast forward to a few years later
And no one knows except the both of us.
And I have honored your request for silence
And you've washed your hands clean of this.

We'll love you just the way you are if you're perfect.