"The next person's phone I hear set to Vivaldi is going to need a hydraulic pump to pry their phone out of their ass." - Maddox

"If people who look different don't necessarily think differently, which they don't, then aren't they essentially discriminating against them by "embracing" them as being "diverse"?"

I don't get it: they re-package the same shitty football games every year, update a few stats, call it a new game and millions of suckers keep buying them. What's the point? Why not just go outside and play real football instead? Or even better yet, get bent. Nobody likes football.

"This car just looks terrible; it looks like it was designed by a blind child with arthritis. In a coma." (on the Honda Element)