"The next person's phone I hear set to Vivaldi is going to need a hydraulic pump to pry their phone out of their ass." - Maddox

"4 example the other day i saw a black person walking down the street and i was like "omg a negro" but instead of walking on the other side i said "what would rumsfeld do?" so i stayed on the sidewalk. when he came up to me i wanted to show him that i have no problems with people of color so i said "hey" and offered him my spare change before he could even ask."

Fernando is wanted for 'murder with a deadly weapon' according to the FBI website. As opposed to being wanted for murder with a non-deadly weapon?

There aren't many things I don't want to experience in life, but the sensual caress of a parent going through mid-life crisis is one of them.