If you are a piano, You will laugh on ev'ry string, And if you are a girl or boy, You'll sing. - Malvina Reynolds

Train whistle blowin',
Makes a sleepy noise;
Underneath their blankets
Go all the girls and boys.
Rockin', rollin', ridin',
Out along the bay,
All bound for Morningtown,
Many miles away.

And there's doctors and lawyers,
And business executives,
And they're all made out of ticky tacky
And they all look just the same.

I don't mind failing in this world,
I'll stay down here with the raggedy crew,
'Cause getting up there means stepping on you,
so I don't mind failing in this world.