When shit brings you down, just say 'fuck it', and eat your… - David Sedaris | Quotewise

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When shit brings you down, just say 'fuck it', and eat yourself some motherfucking candy.

David Sedaris

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cursing expletives the-rooster

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About David Sedaris

David Raymond Sedaris (born December 26, 1956) is an American humorist, comedian, author, and radio contributor.

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