Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini? - Robert Benchley

I do most of my work sitting down; that's where I shine.

So who's in a hurry?

The way to go to the circus, however, is with someone who has seen perhaps one theatrical performance before in his life and that in the High School hall. … The scales of sophistication are struck from your eyes and you see in the circus a gathering of men and women who are able to do things as a matter of course which you couldn’t do if your life depended on it.