In my experience, men who sit in corners are the ones to watch. - Lindsey Davis

Think of tonight as having a real purpose. Yes, it is dining with the dead in order to be at one with our ancestors, but at the same time, a good scoff in shared company provides solace for the unhappy, it anneals the internal stress of bereavement, it helps the living along the path of their recovery from grief.” “That’s a useful motto for a caterer!

Marcus! I thought you must have been developing other interests, but I never expected to find you with your arms locked round a fish...

In fact, making up a spiteful lie has become respectable. Today's "jesters" are outright public nuisances.