Hey man, so can you speak to dolphins and pilot whales with… - Tucker Max

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Hey man, so can you speak to dolphins and pilot whales with that forehead of yours?

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Tucker Tibor Max (born September 27, 1975 in Atlanta, Georgia) is an American author and public speaker. He chronicles his drinking and sexual encounters in the form of short stories on his website TuckerMax.com, which has received millions of visitors since Max launched it as the result of a bet in 2000.

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Hey man, so can you speak to dolphins and pilot whales with that forehead of yours? - Tucker Max

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