It's not really over. There's a little part of my brain that is: - Russell Brand

BNP Member: I am proud to be white, and I am proud to be British.
Brand: But you should find other things to be proud of mate.

If a product has an advertisement, it means you don't need it. No-one ever has to say 'go to sleep', 'breathe', 'love people'.

When asked what he puts on his hair: "Mostly orphans' tears, old clock parts, lizard's tails, spit, the concept of freedom; all up there, all shooshed up right nice and tight, like a bonfire that's never actually burned... it mutters follicular oddities into my mind."