Rips in the space time continuum look a lot like vaginas. (19 April 2006) - Yahtzee Croshaw

Evoking fear is, in itself, an art form – and nothing in the entire history of storytelling has explored it better than video games.

Consider how The Dark Knight got away with a rating of PG-13 in the US by skilfully not showing any blood. Does that make it any more suitable for children? Or will there be a generation of youngsters haunted by visions of white-faced sadists brandishing pencils?

You couldn't make this any smaller without needing a sewing needle and magnifying glass to work it. I'm tempted to see if I can swallow it, and belch the White Album all the way home. (On his iPod Shuffle, 5 June 2007)