How do you know if your child is a writer? Your obstetrician holds his stethoscope to your abdomen and only hears excuses. - Fran Lebowitz

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How do you know if your child is a writer? Your obstetrician holds his stethoscope to your abdomen and only hears excuses.

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About Fran Lebowitz

Frances Ann Lebowitz (born October 27, 1950) is an American author, public speaker, and occasional actor. She is known for her sardonic social commentary on American life as filtered through her New York City sensibilities and her association with many prominent figures of the 1970s and 1980s New York art scene.

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Birth Name: Frances Ann Lebowitz
Alternative Names: Robert Paine Cook
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I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
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Educational television should be absolutely forbidden. It can only lead to unreasonable expectations and eventual disappointment when your child discovers that the letters of the alphabet do not leap up out of books and dance around the room with royal-blue chickens.
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